Scrambled Words

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Do you ever get the feeling that people are not saying what they mean?
Do you ever get the feeling that your words have been misconstrued?
Do you ever get the feeling that the english language was created by drunks?
Do you ever get the feeling that we are all accursed because of it?
If you do then take comfort in the fact that sanity is a myth and normality a fantasy.
Enjoy this
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DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters :
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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NO I did not spend my time coming up with this stuff.
I am jobless but not that bored.
I got this from a friend who got this from someelse else.
So the question is WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE???
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15 comments:

Nilla said...

Yay, I'm First!

Going to read.

Nilla said...

I have two favorites

"ELEVEN PLUS TWO
TWELVE PLUS ONE"

and

"THE EYES
THEY SEE"

disgodkidd said...

guess who has missed you!

foxynaija26 said...

I love this
ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
..........So Naija

mack said...

mother-in-law: woman hitler... MII LIKEY!

ijeoma obu iheoma said...

i love.. desperation: a rope ends it.. thats just pure genius..

Kafo said...

i love the bush/gore one

and

i with foxy on the election one

@disgodkidd: U're back. pele ooo

chidi said...

this got me thinking.... you know wht you said about the enlish language being created by drunks...hmmm....

Omodudu said...

Interesting

feather said...

enjoyed it. loved the election bit, too

Jem said...

i'll have to go with

"snooze alarms - no more z's"

nice one.

9ja Opeke said...

Me' lak...

ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


Kafo...thank you sharing...I wonder who comes up with all these words?
Anyways, Thanks and have a wonderful week...

Lost Soul said...

LOVED IT! Especially the last one. Hit the nail on the head with that one sweety!

Surviving with Truth said...

the eyes, they see

dolly said...

The eyes
they see